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We've discussed female sex toys in previous blogs and I think it’s a subject that most of us are familiar with. But have you really been noticing how quickly the sex toy industry is progressing? Guys you thought that the “Fleshlight” revolutionized your private time, wait until you hear what is about to be released in stores; It’s the “Autoblow 2”, and yes, like its name it will blow you – hands free! In fact it can stroke you at three different speeds. The feeling of a “Fleshlight” without actually jerking off yourself- we give this two big thumbs up!

But while some products get better and more sophisticated some… well, they are what some might consider more peculiar. For example the “Area 51 Love Doll” for those who fantasize about aliens. According the the manufactures: "Its pussy-shaped mouth, three voluptuous breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest … the galaxy."

Or for the more religious maybe you’d consider the “Baby Jesus Butt Plug”? Oh yes, it’s a real product! We’ve got a photo to prove it. Mmmm bordering offensive? Perhaps.

Sometimes you have to agree they just don’t get it quite right. Unlike the clever man who created the Autoblow 2 one man (or woman) thought the Mr. Jack with Mustache would be a crowd pleaser. Promising to “fit like a glove”. Looks more like a hairy piranha to me, sorry Jack.

Are the nights getting boring with your long term partner? How about a game of Anal Ring Toss?

Once you’re in the mood you can keep it appetizing with a bacon condom lubricated in baconlube.

My favourite “What The?!” sex toy? The “Cup Nude”, looking deceivingly like your average cup of noodles open this toy up to find sometime a little more fun for your lunch break. The only thing that concerns me is the packet of “gently acid lotion” that it recommends to accompany your pleasure time.

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